Top three summer hook ups that everyone should have

ed — Sun, 08 Aug 2021 22:55:19 +0000

With the summer in full force and the UK opening right up with Boris Johnson having lifted restrictions, now is the perfect time to hook up. It has been a dry year for a lot of people when it comes to access to sex. The adult population as a whole are ready to get down and dirty in a way that they haven’t been since the war! People want to hook up, and if you are looking to hook up as well, maybe you could be the friends with benefits that they have been looking for all this time?

Hook ups some in all flavours. Like good ice cream, there are different types, ways, and experiences you can have. There are some classic summer hook ups that I think everyone should have. So here are my top three summer hook ups to aim for, or to add to your bucket list.

The 'its too hot and I don’t have AC'

The summers in the UK have become brutally hot at times. That means with no AC, it is fully on sweaty bodies, with a lot of natural lubrication and soft supple muscles. If you are thinking “it is waaaaaay to hot” then I am telling you now, go have sex and tick that off your list!

The summer skirt quickie

The summer hook up doesn’t get better than the summer skirt quickie. With the weather so warm, the short skirts are out. It is too much effort to take it off… so why bother? Leave the summer skirt on them/you and just have sex anyway! There is something super sexy about doing this, and you can then tick it off the list.

Late night booty call

In the winter, a late night booty call means putting a lot of clothes on to get to the other person, by which time are you still really into it? The summer, with its warm nights, means getting/giving a booty call just needs the other person to come dressed as they are! With no need for a big change, it is a great hook up to have!

BONUS POINTS: pool sex

If you can pull off pool sex, which happens in the films all the time, then you get the bonus points. Pool sex is actually much harder than it sounds. Water should be a great lubricant, but the truth is, it isn’t. It means the sex is really hard to make good, and you are both unlikely to want to do it again and once you have it you will never believe a pool sex scene in a film ever again… but you get the bonus points, so that is something, right?

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Have a summer hook up!

ed — Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:38:18 +0000

The summer is here, and now is the perfect time to have a hook up. With the long days, everyone has that extra amount of time and energy to take advantage of, and what better way to use that time than by finding someone to have sex with? There are several reasons that you should do this.

Hooking up is healthy

Firstly, it is really good for you. It burns calories, has been proven to increase mental and physical well-being, and frankly is one of the most pleasurable things that you can do as a human. Surprisingly, despite being one of the most enjoyable things you can do, it also remains free! So meeting someone and having a little fun with them is always a good thing, and whilst turning that friend into a “friends with benefits” can be daunting, they will thank you for it on the other side.

Sex is good for both of you

When you have a hook up, you really are doing the other person a favour. They want to have sex just as much as you do, so by hooking up, you are helping them to get what they want as much as you are getting what you want. If a hook up opportunity presents itself, you should generally take it.

The summer makes you hornier

Did you know that melatonin can block sex hormones and reduce your libido? Melatonin is what the body produces in order to regulate your body clock. It tells you when it is time to be awake and when it is time to be asleep. All the sunshine reduces the amount of melatonin in your system, which means that in the summer, everyone is that little bit more open to hooking up with everyone else! People want to meet someone, everyone hornier and ready for sex. Help them out by giving it to them.

There is eye candy everywhere

Since the heat makes everyone wear less clothing, it feels like there is eye candy everywhere. It sometimes feels like the summer makes all the beautiful people come out. They have always been there, they are simply no longer hidden behind layers of clothing. This visually triggers everyone to want to hook up more, as the brain recognises that now is the time to find a mate, and, well, mate!

So have a summer hook up! It only comes once a year, the best thing to do is to enjoy it whilst it is here.